Theo Adeyemi
Mostly held together by oat flat whites and unearned confidence
📍 Bristol, GB
🤝 Where you might know me from
Organisations
Bristol Five-a-Side League · Bristol · Team TBC
💭 To understand me a little better
Good to know about me
I reply to texts in my head and assume that counts. It does not.
My boundaries
Please don't 'just call' — send a voice note.
How I find communication easier
Text or a voice note, please.
If you ever come to my house
The plant is called Kevin. Please don't water Kevin.
What gives me energy
Five-a-side, payday, and a playlist that goes off.
What drains me
Meetings that could've been a text.
💛 Things I love, can't get enough of, or have been dreaming about
A mechanical keyboard (the loud kind)
My flatmates are thrilled.
Festival tickets I can't afford
An investment in vibes.
🙅 Things that aren't really for me
Networking events
I'd rather be Kevin.
⭐ A few of my favourite things
Favourite films
Into the Spider-Verse — Watched it more than I'll admit.
Favourite TV shows
Taskmaster — My Roman Empire.
Favourite places
My nan's kitchen — Best wifi, best food.
🧰 Tips & life hacks I can share
Put your alarm across the room
You have to stand up to turn it off.
🧩 Problems I'm trying to solve — ideas welcome
Naming my five-a-side team
Currently 'Team TBC'. Two years. Please.
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